Don't people understand to get money or get a pay check you have to do something for it, and no matter how she looks, she still smells

Looks like a sunny day in store, but as much as I'd like I'm closing the door and going in to snore.
A few weeks ago, I hired a couple of real young'ns here to go trim down and eradicate some weeds out at the shop. They did a small patch then nothing more. What I hired them to do they ain't done. Told my gal pal Janet they sent me a text as to how much I owed. They didn't and the two darn well know my cell number. But that's not it, they didn't do anything for the money, nor have they even ventured to come to the Wolf's Lair here to give me the bill, so I could get them paid. Hey if someone owes me money, my butt is on their door to collect. When I did farm work moving sprinkler pipe by hand, 1/4 mile long lines and usually 4 of them, when it came to pay day, I was at that farmers door. Its different somehow I guess for guys than girls, but if you know I owe you money and you ain't here to get it on the day you were told to come and get it, don't bitch later. Its the old adage strike when the iron is hot. 
Okay then, the other day, when I was paying bills, and I only mention this as a matter of observance and protocol. But I went into Diamond Verizon here in Evanston. Seems as though every month there is a new bunch in there. Don't they pay them good in there or what? But there were two hotties in there servicing customers, one's name was Kaylee. I mean she was smokin, I mean not too much make up, tight jeans and just the right sized jugs, plus a moderate amount of intelligence. Trust me in Evanston, Wyoming there is not an overwhelming amount of gray matter flowing. But this Kaylee was so hot that my eyes were scortched. I mean burning. Gave her my card and most likely wont hear from her, after all who wants to work for a company that is owned by truckers/bikers? I'll get to something on that later. But then one of my gal pals here, said; No matter how much make up or not she wears, no matter how tight her jeans are, no matter how short her skirt is, no matter how firm her butt is, take all that off, get between her legs or under her arm pits, and she's still going to stink. I have always believed that her feet and toes didn't smell, as nylons and all supposedly had a deodorant factor to them, or the aroma there was seriously different. However every other part of her body stinks. It's like the first year or so of a new marriage. For the first few months, when you go in to go poop, your going to close the door. It's not until about 5 years that your going to leave the door open, and not mind asking for a roll of TP. Yet even so, she will seldom leave the door open when she goes to urinate, and woa , never go in if she's pooping. For those first few years you'll wonder if she does poop? Its near the 4th year and don't say nothing as its near as bad as when she's in labor, don't say it stunk in there when she gets done pooping. Just think, to yourself it smells like violets and let it go. In reality she still stinks. 
TTYLY