Don't dare me cuz that's exactly what I'll do

Since 2008 I have been pursued by a demon, maybe one in the same, perhaps not. 
Seems as though a rejected bikini bar bouncer in Pocatello and here in grand western Wyoming. Every turn my heels have been getting nipped and quite frankly I'm getting tired of the pests. Don't ask me why. Some say that's it the price for fame that there will be those that did not find favor in the eyes of the Club, or me. Did not get a job opening because they were not of Club quality standards, and of course there's the two evils of envy and being jealous. 
Whatever the core of this hate this individual has against me, and it might take a century or two to locate this maggot , still I will locate this Beaver Dick, then its hang by the neck until dead, or at least until he squeels like the swine he is. Later today, I'm meeting with a full time private investigator, to start digging and finding this person. This P.I. Is a friend of a lady friend of mine in Tooele Utah and he is good. Yes it's going to take money, but consider the money this Beaver Dick has cost not only myself, but the Club as well. In short not only I , but the Club, has grown our nuts a bit deeper and are going after this guy. He speaks no truths, or 1% truth the rest conjecture . 
Okay then.
I have been becoming quite fond of this new lady commentator on Blaze named Tomi. She does these after thoughts there and she is damn good. Move over Megan Kelly, this Tomi, has the ability and desire to not only equal you, but beat you in this long legged race. Quite frankly, Tomi is the kind of commentator I'd love to have on HazzardAyre, and as that being a desire, know its not possible, but I can say, nothing surprises me. Consider, that in 2001 or so, when our original cyber radio gig fired off in recruiting talent for the pictorial for that, one of the polygamist girls from Lehi, was one of the applicants. Hey who knew? For now Tomi is Glenn Beck's property, who knows what will be in the future. Tomi, your welcome here at HazzardAyre any time your looking for another gig.
Tomi was on about this guy that shunned her. To which and I'm sure there IS another side that we as viewers and fans don't know, but thing is from the surface, any red blooded Confederate Male would never throw that out. Additionally if I were not completely attached to my PooBear, Shelly, I'd go after Tomi, thing is I'm 100% dedicated to my Shelly, as it is don't want no other except for maybe on camera or on air. 
Any mile, need a shower and feed. We'll be on air here at 15:00 Mountain Standard Time.
TTYLY