Yes honey now that you woke me up I am grumpy, and the cutest lady noses of film and TV and the nation

So I'm asleep, dreaming of riding in the upper hills of Boise towards White Bird Hill on Idaho highway 55, when my phone rumbles not once, but twice. Once again here was my Shelly wimpering about the new hire here and I tripping tall cotton, and enjoying each other, physically. So I got up, and told her to call me. Suprisingly Shelly calls. I flat told her that there is not now nor will there ever be any hanky panky or hinky of the stinky, tween my new Personal, production manager and I. We are friendly in the studio, and might have a beer or two after on a good day, but at the end of the shift, she goes home. I go home and what she do on her own time and what I do at home on mine is what we do on our own time. Nobody is moving in with anybody. Besides where am I going to put two canines , myself and most of her things? So with that condition resolved I decided to try and snag some more sleep. But woken up decided to get some writing and other business done.
Okay then, many who have followed my show and writing over the years knows that I have an uncurable appetite for sweet toes in nylon hose. I'm not going into why, or where that began because its old news, and yes we are looking for a size 5 to 6 sized foot, with perfect toes to do the ultimate fund raiser for St.Judes Hospital, by setting a record of just how long a man (me) can kiss a womans smelly toes in nylons and have people pledge money for minutes to hours, and donate same to St. Judes Hospital. More on that on the show. So with that said, I'm beginning to notice more the noses on women more these days. I don't know how many other guys think of this, but to me, a big honking snoot, or beak takes away from an already great looking face. The thought pattern here being big nose, big feet and sausage toes. But I can think of at least several women I know and actresses who look good up to the point of their noses. Few guys unless their into that, want to kiss a woman who looks really great, only to have to tilt ones head one way or another to avoid a henny Penny nose. 
The cutest nose I know of in Hollywood is Kerri Russell's, that's pristine tiny, followed by Dove Cameron,(Liv & Maddie-Disney Channel) Selena Gomez, and just a few others have that tiny nose you just want to kiss. So as would be normal course, we vector in and announce that HazzardAyre/SamcroMC Radio will be sponsoring and conducting a cutest nose contest. Details on the show.
I'm going in and catching a shower. 
TTYLY