Have you ever noticed that the women that worry about sexual things are women you wouldn't have sex with in the first place?

Remember that bit by George Carlin a few years back, that went, " Ever notice the women against abortion are women you wouldn't have sex with in the first place?" There are things that you can just count on in life. Few if any hot fashion or actress's are going to be seen at a Walmart. The bars in both Wendell and/or Hazzard are ever going to have huge crowds, with a bunch of available eye candy women that will go home with you or at least that YOU want to take home, that is if your shopping or looking for one. Thank God above I have my Shelly and don't need to look for one any more. Which gives me a bit of a objective view than guys that just need to get laid. They go in a bar or place and seek to have their carnal needs met. Me I don't care, I'm holding out for my Shelly, anything I'm looking to do I can do with her.
Just like the other day, talking with Charley at A1, the first question was , are you getting any pussy? I simply replied, nope and ain't looking I'm true to my Shelly. 
Outside of that, I have noticed that all the so called experts on the subject in fact mental health and such are dorks, fast cows, or at least women that have no clue. 
Over my years since it seemed to many of the tight breasted types around here that being so advanced in intelligence might be a sign of some strange mind. So I went to several mental health types. One was a guy that worked out of the old TB hospital in Gooding years and years ago. This guy's name was Phil Grover, and you could tell this guy had never flew a helicopter, never dropped the heavy pedal on a duece coop, never knew Confederate ways, and he always smoked some stupid pipe. Made ya'll wonder what he had in that pipe, and he looked like the geek doc all the way. I don't think that guy got laid a lot. If he did, it was with one of his assistants. The list there goes long, but have you ever seen a good looking lady at a Health & Welfare office, except maybe one or two that work there? Even then most only speak, Mexican and damn little English. The obvious thing here is this, and it don't matter if its rural Idaho, or rural Wyoming, the women in both are girthy and have extra pounds, the basic thing there is to keep their husbands and young'ns warm during the winter, after all every seen a skinny mama bear? Of course there are those meth moms the narcotics make them skinny, most are teasers, and always needing mostly money, to support their drug produced children, and to maintain their addictions. Bottom line be it a Sex therapist , mental health worker any of that kind, that just don't look hot, and the rest are women you'd never take home if your sober to have sex with in the first place. Of course too the adage, ever see a Harley of a patient at a Mental Health clinic? Our rides are our mental health treatment.
TTYLY